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Al VimhChristmasPoetry

’twas the run up to Christmas

"YOU'VE ALL BEEN NAUGHTY AND NOW YOU'RE ON MY LIST!" They could tell without doubt, Kris Kringle was pissed...

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Dyin’ Alone, Dinin’ Alone: A Single Person’s Guide To Adequate Sustenance – Maudlin Mackerel

At the beginning of 2021 my then wife, a wonderful woman by the way, very sensibly realised that I was a massive arsehole and we agreed to go our separate

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The International Day Of What?!

It's going to be OK. Honestly. It'll take a long time and it won't be easy, a lot like having sex with a Wookie.

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Cooking With Al: Mushroom Tagliatelle … ish.

Squodge - A method of mixing which involves gingerly moving food around a pan and cursing as bits of it slip over the edge, welding themselves to the hob with a sound like a snake being slowly run through a mangle.

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Dyin’ Alone, Dinin’ Alone: A Single Person’s Guide To Adequate Sustenance – Maudlin Mackerel

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Horse-Flies – Satan’s Airforce

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The Sick Note

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100 Ways To Kill With A Ballpoint Pen

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’twas the run up to Christmas

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Horse-Flies – Satan’s Airforce

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The Sick Note

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100 Ways To Kill With A Ballpoint Pen

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Al VimhChristmasPoetry

’twas the run up to Christmas

By Al Vimh16 December 202216 December 2022
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Dear Noodlefolk…

By Al Vimh17 November 2021
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The International Day Of What?!

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Cooking With Al: Mushroom Tagliatelle … ish.

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Dyin’ Alone, Dinin’ Alone: A Single Person’s Guide To Adequate Sustenance – Maudlin Mackerel

By Al Vimh24 May 202224 May 2022
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Tips For Working From Home

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Horse-Flies – Satan’s Airforce

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The Sick Note

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100 Ways To Kill With A Ballpoint Pen

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’twas the run up to Christmas

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Dyin’ Alone, Dinin’ Alone: A Single Person’s Guide To Adequate Sustenance – Maudlin Mackerel

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Tips For Working From Home

By Al Vimh31 December 201713 March 2021

Horse-Flies – Satan’s Airforce

By Al Vimh17 October 201313 March 2021

The Sick Note

By Al Vimh1 May 20117 March 2020

100 Ways To Kill With A Ballpoint Pen

By Al Vimh17 November 2021

Dear Noodlefolk…

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The International Day Of What?!

By Al Vimh16 March 202016 March 2020

Cooking With Al: Mushroom Tagliatelle … ish.

Dyin’ Alone, Dinin’ Alone: A Single Person’s Guide To Adequate Sustenance – Maudlin Mackerel

Al Vimh24 May 202224 May 2022
Al Vimh

At the beginning of 2021 my then wife, a wonderful woman by the way, very sensibly realised that I was a massive arsehole and we agreed to go our separate ways. I won’t lie and say it’s been smooth sailing on the seas of singledom (oooh, esses) but every so […]

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Tips For Working From Home

Al Vimh6 March 202015 March 2020
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When I do finally sit down in front of my laptop, that’s it. For hour after bleary eyed hour I will type until my fingers look like chunks of Pepperami smeared with lovely raspberry jam.

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Horse-Flies – Satan’s Airforce

Al Vimh31 December 201713 March 2021
Al Vimh / News

Horse-Flies. Irritation? Or winged demons hellbent on the elimination of all life on the planet? I’d always assumed the former, but it would seem that i’ve underestimated these flying fiends. Until recently, i’ve relied solely on information gleaned during my 33 years on the planet, my own experience of having […]

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The Sick Note

Al Vimh17 October 201313 March 2021
Al Vimh / Doctors

Dear madam, I must ask of you a moment of your time
To read this simple message, laid out for you in rhyme,
Which will, I trust, serve as explanation plain and clear
to explain to you exactly why instead of there, i’m here.

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100 Ways To Kill With A Ballpoint Pen

Al Vimh1 May 20117 March 2020
Al Vimh / Gaming / Movies / Twitter

89) Use your pen to draw Winnie The Pooh’s face on your victim’s chest.
Then piss off some bees.

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’twas the run up to Christmas

Al Vimh16 December 202216 December 2022
Al Vimh / Christmas / Poetry

“YOU’VE ALL BEEN NAUGHTY AND NOW YOU’RE ON MY LIST!”
They could tell without doubt, Kris Kringle was pissed…

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a pile of dry noodles with the slogan "POTTED LIES" overlaid

Dear Noodlefolk…

Al Vimh17 November 2021
Complaints/Feedback

The other day, while sat at my desk swearing at passing thoughts, I felt a hunger. A rumbly in my tumbly, as a certain trouserless bear is known to say before rifling through friends cupboards to steal their supplies. Wandering to my kitchen, I found myself in possession of not […]

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The International Day Of What?!

Al Vimh20 March 2020
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It’s going to be OK. Honestly. It’ll take a long time and it won’t be easy, a lot like having sex with a Wookie.

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Cooking With Al: Mushroom Tagliatelle … ish.

Al Vimh16 March 202016 March 2020
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Squodge – A method of mixing which involves gingerly moving food around a pan and cursing as bits of it slip over the edge, welding themselves to the hob with a sound like a snake being slowly run through a mangle.

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