Share A Coke With…Reluctance (UPDATED)
I bought a bottle of Coke from the local shop. It said "Share A Coke With...Bethany". I don't know anyone called Bethany! I ran around the streets for three hours, grabbing passing women and screaming "ARE YOU BETHANY? I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!" into their faces. Read the rest of this entry »
Dear Channel Four…
Procrastination! Procrastination! Procrastination! - In which Kirsty and Phil know that they really should be out looking for houses, but keep getting distracted by things like the latest episode of You're In A Bed or the sound of an ice cream truck. Read the rest of this entry »
565 Words Of Despair
...as no-one on Facebook is willing to talk about anything else, I decided to piece together the plot from assorted statuses so I could join the conversation. So here's what happens in "50 Shades Of Grey". Possibly. Read the rest of this entry »
