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It’s All Gone A Bit Far
April 25, 2012 | 
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JUDGE: "He's up for what? Bollocks! Case dismissed." Read the rest of this entry »
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I Failed The British Citizenship Test
I failed the test, scoring 13 out of 24.
I now have insufficient knowledge of my country of birth to remain and must be shipped immediately to deepest, darkest Peru, to shack up with Paddington's aunt. Read the rest of this entry »
WATER! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD…
Poor timing is not a crime, if it was I would have been arrested in 1997 when my mother caught me watching a pirate copy of Busty Latin Lovers just as her Wednesday book club arrived. Read the rest of this entry »
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