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WATER! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD…

Poor timing is not a crime, if it was I would have been arrested in 1997 when my mother caught me watching a pirate copy of Busty Latin Lovers just as her Wednesday book club arrived. Read the rest of this entry »

Back To The Studio…

As I write this blog, the fifth most popular news story on the BBC website is "Lily Allen changes her surname" This story is more popular than news of possible mass strikes in the public sector, or those two morons who were plotting to kill Joss Stone. So, what newsworthy turn of events led to the surname change? Read the rest of this entry »

100 Ways To Kill With A Ballpoint Pen

89) Use your pen to draw Winnie The Pooh's face on your victim's chest. Then piss off some bees. Read the rest of this entry »
 
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