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	<title>The World According To Al Vimh</title>
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	<description>...I am losing my patience...</description>
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		<title>Feeling hot, hot, hot.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[anniversary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spice up your sex life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tallywhacer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Host Body has been legally bound to Marital Unit for two years today. That means they&#8217;ve been together for seven years exactly, because they married on the fifth anniversary of their first date. Awwwwww. Don&#8217;t get too impressed with the romanticism of it, it was purely so Host Body wouldn&#8217;t have to remember two dates. He not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s All Gone A Bit Far</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2012/04/its-all-gone-a-bit-far/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liam Allan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[London riots]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.al-vimh.net/?p=348</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[JUDGE: "He's up for what? Bollocks! Case dismissed."]]></description>
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		<title>Aisle Be Back&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2012/01/aisle-be-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al Vimh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tesco; supermarket; shopping; rage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today, we visited a major supermarket chain which shall remain Tesco. NAMELESS! I meant...oh, sod it. Anyhoo, off we popped to the shops for a few bits and pieces. In and out job. No big deal. Balls.]]></description>
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		<title>Done and dusted.</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2012/01/done-and-dusted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al Vimh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas; new year; tidying; wreckage; madness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doubtless you consumed approximately your own body weight in turkey, twice that amount in mince pies and enough alcohol to flood the Serengetti.
Presents were plentiful, I trust? Socks which are already missing partners, books which you've no intention of reading and good, noisy toys for the kids which sadly have everlasting batteries.
]]></description>
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		<title>The things you see&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/11/the-things-you-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 09:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al Vimh]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know when you're sharing a bath with a group of strangers and you just don't know who's duck has gone where?
NO! OF COURSE YOU DON'T! NO-ONE BLOODY DOES!]]></description>
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		<title>So very tired&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/10/so-very-tired/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 09:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al Vimh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Host Body]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sleep deprivation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[testicles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tired]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If I seem a little short today, it's because i'm standing in a ditch.
HA HA HA HA HA!
Sorry, so sorry.
I would never normally make such a terrible joke but the sleep deprivation has quite addled me.

Why so tired, I hear you ask?
I will tell you...]]></description>
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		<title>I Failed The British Citizenship Test</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/10/i-failed-the-british-citizenship-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al Vimh]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[British Citizenship Test]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drivel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rubbish]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I failed the test, scoring 13 out of 24.

I now have insufficient knowledge of my country of birth to remain and must be shipped immediately to deepest, darkest Peru, to shack up with Paddington's aunt.]]></description>
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		<title>Read With Al &#8211; Rapunzel</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/10/read-with-al-rapunzel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/10/read-with-al-rapunzel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 14:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al Vimh]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.al-vimh.net/?p=315</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you sitting comfortably? Yes? I don&#8217;t care, get the hell out of my chair. Now, I shall begin&#8230; Once upon a time, back when people were particularly stupid, there lived a young couple. The woman (they never bothered to name her because she doesn&#8217;t feature in story for long) was pregnant. The couple were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>21st Century Dodo&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/10/21st-century-dodos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/10/21st-century-dodos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 08:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al Vimh]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.al-vimh.net/?p=303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why do I smell chlorofo-*thud* &#8212; This is not Al Vimh. Sorry to disappoint. He’s allowed me to pop in today in a sordid attempt to persuade some of you to buy my new book, 21st Century Dodos. It is a collection of eulogies to extinct and endangered inanimate objects, and other stuff. It’s one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Read With Al &#8211; Little Red Riding Hood</title>
		<link>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/09/read-with-al-little-red-riding-hood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.al-vimh.net/2011/09/read-with-al-little-red-riding-hood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 21:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>al_vimh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al Vimh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fairytale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Little Red Riding Hood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[storytime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wolf]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now, before she left her mother was sure to warn her about the wolf which had been terrorising the area.
I, personally, wouldn't have sent my tiny child out into the dark woods, in her ever so visible bright red cape, to face down a wolf.
Still, it was a different time.
So, she wanders off into the wolf infested forest, certain death waiting around every corner and before long, she encounters The Big Bad Wolf.]]></description>
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