McSon of a…

Ah McDonalds, where the shambling, soulless oiks who failed the intelligence test required to be algae serve up barely edible cardboard in the name of capitalism. And yet, we keep going back? Today, a startingly moronic individual handed me my “meal” with that oh so familiar vacant expression and a Continue Reading

We're all the same apparently.

According to certain religions (and we won’t be going into this too heavily because quite frankly religion angers me) man was created first and then the Big Beard in the Sky knocked up woman out of spare parts ’cause we were lonely. One would assume that, had Adam not have Continue Reading

May cause laughter…

Al: “Fair enough. Before I go I wonder if I could tempt you to stare down the barrel of this shotgun. Nothing to worry about although there is a slim chance that it’s loaded…”

Snow Day

Over the past few days I found myself become increasingly irritated by the mass of posts to Facebook and Twitter, all saying essentially the same thing. “OMG IS IT SNOWING WHERE YOU ARE, WHEN’S THE SNOW COMING? SNOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!! OMG LOL ROFL” Sweet, weeping Jesus people! Ok, so meteorology is just Continue Reading