Roland the Rat couldn’t make it, Basil Brush has a speaking engagement at a Conservative party dinner, what the hell are you going to do?
Dara O’ Briain beating me? Fair bloody play.
Stephen Fry? I would have it no other way.
This walking puddle of pizzle? That’s a kick SQUARE in the comedy nethers!
There are probably folks out there who enjoy dressing up as the characters from ‘Allo ‘Allo and banging each other senseless of a weekend, it’s unusual but who the hell am I to judge?
David Cameron and his pencil topper, Nick Clegg are slowly but surely taking this country to the cleaners…
Hate Valentine’s day? Or at least have a seething indifference to it? Why not send a truly unique card this year, the Al Vimh Anti-Valentine’s (or “It’s only Feb 14th) card.