Cooking With Al
Having grown weary of the Host Body’s usual beans/spaghetti/ravioli/butter on toast, I decided that tonight I would seize control and prepare the evening meal…
Continue Reading How I love to loathe Nadine…
Today, I sent the following e-mail to Nadine Dorries: Dear Nadine I am curious, do you actually believe any of the drivel which you spout or are you doing this for some kind of bet? Your comments on The Vanessa Show would suggest that, in your eyes, there are girls […]
Continue ReadingThere’s nothing wrong with him.
*For “Health Professional” read “Glassy eyed, slack jawed moron who couldn’t be trusted to put a plaster on a boo-boo”
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100 Ways To Kill With A Ballpoint Pen
89) Use your pen to draw Winnie The Pooh’s face on your victim’s chest.
Then piss off some bees.
