Roses are red; sometimes

National Poetry Day: Roses Are Red…Sometimes

Decided to do a 10 minute tippedy tap for National Poetry Day. Ended up with a short poem as introduction to a longer poem. No, I don’t know what I was thinking either. Enjoy! The “roses are red” style of poem Has oft driven me to distraction Being largely factually Continue Reading

Armageddon And On And On And On

The world ended today. You might have missed it. You were probably at work or hanging out the washing or masturbating to images of George Osborne dressed as Sailor Moo- Sorry about that, I had to vomit for several hours. Seriously, after that mental image I actually wish the world would Continue Reading