“YOU’VE ALL BEEN NAUGHTY AND NOW YOU’RE ON MY LIST!” They could tell without doubt, Kris Kringle was pissed…

Merry F@#&ing Christmas!

It’s the 1st of December, folks and you know what that means. The countdown has officially begun! Having said that, my countdown started a wee while ago. We put the tree up last weekend, we went to an incredible, local Christmas market, we’ve worked our way through the first few Continue Reading

I Want To Be The Very Best (And Screw You If You Have A Problem With That)

“HAHAHAHA! Playing Pokemon is lame! You’re lame! Be an adult like me! Do adult things. I’m going to go for a run because moving quickly makes me a better person than you and then i’m going to drink six litres of wine and watch some pricks from Chelsea talk about their sparkly vaginas, or something”

Letter Of Resignation

The entire Brexit situation is a point against the human race anyway, given the constant showers of shit from both sides of the argument, not to mention the fact that the word Brexit sounds like a shitty breakfast biscuit bar.