The World According To Al Vimh

…I am losing my patience…

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All things Al

The Sugar-Blood Diaries: The Unfattening

The Sugar-Blood Diaries: The Unfattening

Everyone is asleep. The temptation, at this point, to hoover a bag of Wispa bites in less time than it takes to say “SHIT, THE WIFE’S AWAKE!” is considerable. Don’t do it, folks.

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Arsewipes

Arsewipes

“The stuff at school when my Host Body was young was akin to scraping one’s bum region with a handful of gravel, broken glass and thistles, which was not an enjoyable experience…”

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Taking Steps – I Will Draw A Thing!

Taking Steps – I Will Draw A Thing!

Did you ever see the thing I drew for Marital Unit? Toothless and Baymax and whatnot? Here’s a pic… I’m…

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Taking Steps

Taking Steps

Nearly £50,000 pounds. That’s an amount of money that could do some real good, huh? You know where this is going…
I decided to set that possibly ludicrous target for my Steps fundraising and if you’d like to help out, you can!

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12 Days Of Nonsense

12 Days Of Nonsense

Christmas is growing near. No, it’s no good burying your head in the sand and screaming “PLEASE NO! IT’S ONLY…

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