The List

The Sick Note

Dear madam, I must ask of you a moment of your time
To read this simple message, laid out for you in rhyme,
Which will, I trust, serve as explanation plain and clear
to explain to you exactly why instead of there, i’m here.

An open letter to an unknown party…

Dear disease-ridden penis boil. Today, the crippled putz (or Host Body) had to drag himself into Taunton Job Centre to sit down and talk to a lovely woman about this website and his merchandising income. This was not, as he had been given to understand, a routine appointment. No, they Continue Reading

Al Vimh

I’m free. Free!

Well hello there, bet you thought i’d forgotten about you huh? Over the Christmas holidays, I found myself snowed in with family, in the village which broadband forgot. Seriously, if you’re going to go and stay with family members when snow is on the cards, pick a relative born post Continue Reading