Video games are bloody marvellous, aren’t they? They’re tons of fun to play and look ever so nice sat on a shelf, or in big piles, or heaped in the corner of the room, gathering dust. Oh… Yup, i’m digging through my “pile of shame”, folks. All gamers have one, Continue Reading
89) Use your pen to draw Winnie The Pooh’s face on your victim’s chest.
Then piss off some bees.
Palms slick with sweat, heart racing, I gently squeeze the trigger.
My target has no idea that he is just moments away from a grizzly end.
Just a little more pressure and…the batteries die in my controller.