The World According To Al Vimh

…I am losing my patience…

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Horse-Flies – Satan’s Airforce

Horse-Flies – Satan’s Airforce

Horse-Flies. Irritation? Or winged demons hellbent on the elimination of all life on the planet? I’d always assumed the former,…

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Armageddon And On And On And On

Armageddon And On And On And On

The world ended today. You might have missed it. You were probably at work or hanging out the washing or masturbating…

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The World According To Al Vimh

Hallowe’en Fun? Just Say No!

In which I take umbrage at the Avon & Somerset constabulary’s hard stance on kids looking adorable and enjoying sweeties. Well, that’s how I read it.

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The World According To Al Vimh

It’s All Gone A Bit Far

JUDGE: “He’s up for what? Bollocks! Case dismissed.”

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The World According To Al Vimh

I Failed The British Citizenship Test

I failed the test, scoring 13 out of 24.

I now have insufficient knowledge of my country of birth to remain and must be shipped immediately to deepest, darkest Peru, to shack up with Paddington’s aunt.

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