Today on Twitter, we’ve been having TREMENDOUS fun with a new hashtag, #50FactsAboutMe. Facts have ranged from the very mildly interesting, through tedious and out into deep-dull, the boredom so intense that it can actually stop hearts and end worlds. I decided to spice things up a little bit and Continue Reading
Poor timing is not a crime, if it was I would have been arrested in 1997 when my mother caught me watching a pirate copy of Busty Latin Lovers just as her Wednesday book club arrived.
As I write this blog, the fifth most popular news story on the BBC website is “Lily Allen changes her surname”
This story is more popular than news of possible mass strikes in the public sector, or those two morons who were plotting to kill Joss Stone.
So, what newsworthy turn of events led to the surname change?
89) Use your pen to draw Winnie The Pooh’s face on your victim’s chest.
Then piss off some bees.
“Gotta get my bowl, gotta have cereal”
WHY IN THE BLOODIEST OF HELLS WOULD I CARE, YOU VAPID BINT?!