Well hello there, bet you thought i’d forgotten about you huh?

Over the Christmas holidays, I found myself snowed in with family, in the village which broadband forgot.

Seriously, if you’re going to go and stay with family members when snow is on the cards, pick a relative born post 1845 who doesn’t think the Internet is something you catch temporary office workers with.

In the run-up to Christmas 2010 I was introducing you to “10 Things I Hate About Yule”, we got as far as number 7, I believe.

Well, I will be bringing you the rest of that countdown shortly, probably, why should you miss out just because I was trapped in a place where the wheel is still regarded as cutting edge technology.
Of course, I could save it until Christmas this year…well, we’ll see.

Also coming soon, my thoughts on being wheelchair bound. It didn’t go well.
I didn’t honestly believe you could crush someone under such a small pair of wheels, ironically he’ll never walk again…

A final note before I go and kick a bag of kittens, i’ve been nominated for a Shorty Award in the category of humour.
Don’t know what’s so funny about the fountain of vitriol that is my blog but if it makes people chuckle and I get shiny baubles out of it, i’m in.

So vote for me. Not a request. There’s a button to the right, somewhere…