What ho, Vimhlings. From 7pm on 21st June 2012, until 7pm the following day, I shall be tweeting my bleeding socks off in aid of the Twitter Joke Trial Fund. If you don’t know what it’s all about, head over to the Trial Fund blog and educate yourselves. This is a […]
Continue ReadingHost Body has been legally bound to Marital Unit for two years today. That means they’ve been together for seven years exactly, because they married on the fifth anniversary of their first date. Awwwwww. Don’t get too impressed with the romanticism of it, it was purely so Host Body wouldn’t have to […]
Continue ReadingJUDGE: “He’s up for what? Bollocks! Case dismissed.”
Continue ReadingToday, we visited a major supermarket chain which shall remain Tesco. NAMELESS! I meant…oh, sod it. Anyhoo, off we popped to the shops for a few bits and pieces. In and out job. No big deal. Balls.
Continue ReadingDoubtless you consumed approximately your own body weight in turkey, twice that amount in mince pies and enough alcohol to flood the Serengetti.
Presents were plentiful, I trust? Socks which are already missing partners, books which you’ve no intention of reading and good, noisy toys for the kids which sadly have everlasting batteries.
I just sent a very important email to Keir Starmer, supposed leader of this green and pleasant land. You can do that, y’know? You can send him your thoughts and enquiries and pleas for common sense and general reviews of his performance as PM to keir.starmer.mp@parliament.uk Obviously I am in […]
