It has been suggested that I have judged Justin Bieber somewhat
harshly.
I took an instant dislike to the lad simply because he resembles a
strangled ferret, sounds like a strangled ferret and has all the
personality of a…well, you see where this is going.
However, i’ve never actually listened to any of his music….
Continue ReadingAs I write this blog, the fifth most popular news story on the BBC website is “Lily Allen changes her surname”
This story is more popular than news of possible mass strikes in the public sector, or those two morons who were plotting to kill Joss Stone.
So, what newsworthy turn of events led to the surname change?
Continue ReadingDear disease-ridden penis boil. Today, the crippled putz (or Host Body) had to drag himself into Taunton Job Centre to sit down and talk to a lovely woman about this website and his merchandising income. This was not, as he had been given to understand, a routine appointment. No, they […]
Continue ReadingNot everyone is funny.
Let’s just lay that out, right now.
I know everyone THINKS they have a great sense of humour, but the truth is that some people are about as chucklesome as invasive bowel surgery.
My question is, why do I always meet these comedy-sapping morons whenever I leave the house?
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Having grown weary of the Host Body’s usual beans/spaghetti/ravioli/butter on toast, I decided that tonight I would seize control and prepare the evening meal…
Continue ReadingI just sent a very important email to Keir Starmer, supposed leader of this green and pleasant land. You can do that, y’know? You can send him your thoughts and enquiries and pleas for common sense and general reviews of his performance as PM to keir.starmer.mp@parliament.uk Obviously I am in […]
