You see, dear reader, it turns out that having cake in your veins can cause or exacerbate all sorts of other delightful conditions and health issues, some of which are quite unpleasant. Here’s a few of the things i’m hoping won’t happen to this wreck of a thing that I call Host Body.
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Everyone is asleep. The temptation, at this point, to hoover a bag of Wispa bites in less time than it takes to say “SHIT, THE WIFE’S AWAKE!” is considerable. Don’t do it, folks.
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If you’d like a laugh at my expense and perhaps some useful information about diabetes and life and all that balls, then read on dear…reader.
That doesn’t scan well, bad start.
ONWARDS!
“The stuff at school when my Host Body was young was akin to scraping one’s bum region with a handful of gravel, broken glass and thistles, which was not an enjoyable experience…”
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Did you ever see the thing I drew for Marital Unit? Toothless and Baymax and whatnot? Here’s a pic… I’m quite proud of that, plus it got me thinking. If you’ve read 12 Days Of Nonsense and Taking Steps (and if you haven’t, shame on you) then you’ll know that […]
Continue ReadingI just sent a very important email to Keir Starmer, supposed leader of this green and pleasant land. You can do that, y’know? You can send him your thoughts and enquiries and pleas for common sense and general reviews of his performance as PM to keir.starmer.mp@parliament.uk Obviously I am in […]
