Taking Steps
Nearly £50,000 pounds. That’s an amount of money that could do some real good, huh? You know where this is going…
I decided to set that possibly ludicrous target for my Steps fundraising and if you’d like to help out, you can!
12 Days Of Nonsense
Christmas is growing near. No, it’s no good burying your head in the sand and screaming “PLEASE NO! IT’S ONLY NOVEMBER!”. For one thing, I can’t hear what you’re screaming if you bury your head in the sand, but assuming I manage to make out your muffled complaints, you need […]
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National Poetry Day: Roses Are Red…Sometimes
Decided to do a 10 minute tippedy tap for National Poetry Day. Ended up with a short poem as introduction to a longer poem. No, I don’t know what I was thinking either. Enjoy! The “roses are red” style of poem Has oft driven me to distraction Being largely factually […]
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Armageddon And On And On And On
The world ended today. You might have missed it. You were probably at work or hanging out the washing or masturbating to images of George Osborne dressed as Sailor Moo- Sorry about that, I had to vomit for several hours. Seriously, after that mental image I actually wish the world would […]
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The Befuddling Flood
Close to midnight, 13th September 2015. It’s persisting it down outside and suddenly the electrics die. I hear what I can only describe as Perrier’s Revenge. Water is gushing, running, pouring and doing pretty much anything it can to sod up the stuff in my garage. Over two hours […]
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