Armageddon And On And On And On

The world ended today. You might have missed it. You were probably at work or hanging out the washing or masturbating to images of George Osborne dressed as Sailor Moo- Sorry about that, I had to vomit for several hours. Seriously, after that mental image I actually wish the world would Continue Reading

We're all the same apparently.

According to certain religions (and we won’t be going into this too heavily because quite frankly religion angers me) man was created first and then the Big Beard in the Sky knocked up woman out of spare parts ’cause we were lonely. One would assume that, had Adam not have Continue Reading