Tis the season…

…to lose your patience with the assembled morons shuffling through the supermarkets in search of that last minute Christmas gift or vital packet of dates which no-one, NO-ONE, is going to eat anyway.
Jamie and family went to Tesco’s again yesterday.
He’s a masochist!
First, we negotiated the delightful ice rink which Tesco’s had kindly provided for the local children.
The strange part was how much it looked like their car park.
When we finally managed to spin, screaming, into a parking space, we headed for the store.
Never in my life have I seen so many imbeciles in one place.
We were pushed, shoved, stomped, glared at and I think someone tried to stab me with a knife from the homewares section because they thought I was eyeing the last bottle of Pinot Grigio.
If anyone out there is wondering what to get me for Christmas, i’d imagine the shops are pretty busy again today, so why not go burn them down…
Have a holly, jolly festive season folks.