What follows is a brutally honest blog post. I’m not only about to bare my soul, but also flash my hairy man bosom and wobble my buttocks at you. Metaphorically speaking. It took a lot of umming and ahhing before I decided to finally write this, so i’d be ever […]
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5:00 AM. I awake to the sound of a crying child, staggering across the landing. Child Unit 2 is awake and feeling a little sorry for himself, hurrying to the toilet to, how can I put it delicately? Puke his tiny guts up. Having spoken to god on the great […]
Continue ReadingEverybody is different, special, unique, which is something to be celebrated. But it’s nice to know that, no matter what, there are some things that make us all the same. Like losing stuff. I’ve lost my phone.
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What the hell are you?!
I, Al Vimh, am a non-corporeal, malevolent entity, currently residing within the mediocre mind of 27 year old family man, James McLellan.
Continue ReadingHate Valentine’s day? Or at least have a seething indifference to it? Why not send a truly unique card this year, the Al Vimh Anti-Valentine’s (or “It’s only Feb 14th) card.
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