Arsewipes

“The stuff at school when my Host Body was young was akin to scraping one’s bum region with a handful of gravel, broken glass and thistles, which was not an enjoyable experience…”

Taking Steps

Nearly £50,000 pounds. That’s an amount of money that could do some real good, huh? You know where this is going…
I decided to set that possibly ludicrous target for my Steps fundraising and if you’d like to help out, you can!

12 Days of Nonsense

12 Days Of Nonsense

Christmas is growing near. No, it’s no good burying your head in the sand and screaming “PLEASE NO! IT’S ONLY NOVEMBER!”. For one thing, I can’t hear what you’re screaming if you bury your head in the sand, but assuming I manage to make out your muffled complaints, you need Continue Reading