’twas the run up to Christmas
“YOU’VE ALL BEEN NAUGHTY AND NOW YOU’RE ON MY LIST!”
They could tell without doubt, Kris Kringle was pissed…
All I Want For Christmas…
“Can we ask for anything we want?”
Well, of course. It’s Santa. You might not get everything you ask for, but you’re allowed to put anything you like in a letter.
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Merry F@#&ing Christmas!
It’s the 1st of December, folks and you know what that means. The countdown has officially begun! Having said that, my countdown started a wee while ago. We put the tree up last weekend, we went to an incredible, local Christmas market, we’ve worked our way through the first few […]
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12 Days Of Nonsense
Christmas is growing near. No, it’s no good burying your head in the sand and screaming “PLEASE NO! IT’S ONLY NOVEMBER!”. For one thing, I can’t hear what you’re screaming if you bury your head in the sand, but assuming I manage to make out your muffled complaints, you need […]
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Overly commercial? Pfft…
It’s time for number nine on my countdown, “10 Things I Hate About Yule” and it’s a doozy. 9. Christmas Adverts Ok, the Coca Cola advert IS Christmas, I will accept that (despite the fact that i’m always secretly hoping that the truck will skid off the road and take […]
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