How I love to loathe Nadine…

Today, I sent the following e-mail to Nadine Dorries:

Dear Nadine

I am curious, do you actually believe any of the drivel which you spout or are you doing this for some kind of bet?

Your comments on The Vanessa Show would suggest that, in your eyes, there are girls who invite abuse because they don’t say no.

How many times do you think rapists and abusers hear the words “No”, “Please no”, “Stop”, “Don’t do this” and yet they seem to continue, don’t they?

Yours Angrily,

Al Vimh

I’m really looking forward to my response…

CamBots In Disguise

Some time ago now, Jamie set up an e-mail address specifically for use on sites he expected to get spammed from.
Over the years, it has proved rather useful for me, I add random MSN contacts for the purposes of mocking, sign up to assorted drivel to amuse myself and download disturbing quantities of pornog…but I digress.
The point is, everytime I log in to MSN using this address I am greeted with several MSN “friend” adds, always from odd e-mail addresses ending in a series of numerals.
These are, almost without exception, cambots.
For those of you not in the know, a cambot is a chat bot program which sends you a series of messages to try and entice you into a webcam site, enter your credit card details and enjoy a cam show by a semi clad, semi human female.
Usually I block these addresses and report them for spam abuse but, out of curiosity, I have in the past allowed the bot to ramble on through its “conversation” to see what it comes out with.

Yesterday, I was very bored, the following conversation is the result: says:

Its my first day on cam goto and tell me what u think, its free for today only!

AlVimh says:

WOW! Sod off. says:

hey, hows it going?

AlVimh says:

Will be much better without SpamBots like you attacking me says:

i’m 20/f your a male right?

AlVimh says:

I’m a hideous being from an unholy land. says:

nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

AlVimh says:

ChicksWithDicks dot com I believe?
I signed up out of a natural curiosity! DON’T YOU JUDGE ME YOU BE-TACKLED BINT! says:

I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

AlVimh says:

C.a.m? Castrate Animals Mercilessly? You’re sick you know that… says:

Well i don’t do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before… But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records…

AlVimh says:

Are you from says:

I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?

AlVimh says:

Well i’m a little busy trying to rasp my own scrotum off with sandpaper right now… says:

Ok go to accept the invite on the page baby

AlVimh says:

But my sandpapering…
You just don’t care about my needs *sob* says:

sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

AlVimh says:

Oooh, if you wear a full length raincoat, a balaclave and some pink deedy-boppers I swear i’ll lose it baby i’ll lose it! says:

its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

AlVimh says:

Purely for reasons of age verification and stiffing me for a shed load of cash right? says:

What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…

AlVimh says:

Big white granny pants. says:

Your such a good boy, i’m gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!

AlVimh says:

Would you paint my garage? Mmmm, garage… says:

Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

AlVimh says:

And might I invite you directly to eat my ass with a spoon. says:

u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety

AlVimh says:

I’m not keen on entering my card details as I prefer to work on the barter system.
I’ll offer you a bushel of turnips… says:

k you in yet babe??

AlVimh says:

Am I in yet? How dare you!
I’ll have you know i’m hung like a bear! says:


AlVimh says:

Don’t believe me ‘ey?
I’ll be at yours in twenty minutes.
With a bear, for comparison, and maulings.

At this point, the bot stopped messaging me.

Yes, this actually happened, this is how I spend my spare time.