If I seem a little short today, it’s because i’m standing in a ditch.
HA HA HA HA HA!
Sorry, so sorry.
I would never normally make such a terrible joke but the sleep deprivation has quite addled me.
Why so tired, I hear you ask?
I will tell you…
I failed the test, scoring 13 out of 24.
I now have insufficient knowledge of my country of birth to remain and must be shipped immediately to deepest, darkest Peru, to shack up with Paddington’s aunt.
Continue ReadingAre you sitting comfortably? Yes? I don’t care, get the hell out of my chair. Now, I shall begin… Once upon a time, back when people were particularly stupid, there lived a young couple. The woman (they never bothered to name her because she doesn’t feature in story for long) […]
Continue ReadingWhy do I smell chlorofo-*thud* — This is not Al Vimh. Sorry to disappoint. He’s allowed me to pop in today in a sordid attempt to persuade some of you to buy my new book, 21st Century Dodos. It is a collection of eulogies to extinct and endangered inanimate objects, […]
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