Read With Al – Little Red Riding Hood

Now, before she left her mother was sure to warn her about the wolf which had been terrorising the area.
I, personally, wouldn’t have sent my tiny child out into the dark woods, in her ever so visible bright red cape, to face down a wolf.
Still, it was a different time.
So, she wanders off into the wolf infested forest, certain death waiting around every corner and before long, she encounters The Big Bad Wolf.

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Home Sweet…Oh.

Let me offer you a hypothetical situation, if I may? A young couple are thrilled to find that they are expecting a child. They both work but are struggling to get on to the property ladder and private rent is too costly. They apply for and are accepted into council […]

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Facebook’s solved it folks

“SHOTGUN ROUNDS TO THE FACE FOR THE NEXT PERSON THAT MOVES! THAT’LL SORT IT!”

What the expletive?

You can not seriously be calling for state sanctioned murder, despite having next to no faith in mankind, I had hoped that people were better than THIS, at least.

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FAQ YOU!

Want to know more about Al?
Well, here’s the FAQ!

What the hell are you?!

I, Al Vimh, am a non-corporeal, malevolent entity, currently residing within the mediocre mind of 27 year old family man, James McLellan.

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