“YOU’VE ALL BEEN NAUGHTY AND NOW YOU’RE ON MY LIST!” They could tell without doubt, Kris Kringle was pissed…

No, Diego, No.

It’s time for number 7 on our “10 Things I Hate About Yule” countdown, Children’s Christmas television. Just this morning, I have heard every Christmas song ever written, most of which were sung by that dancing douche of a dinosaur, Barney. The Barney Christmas episode is a crime against humanity, Continue Reading

I’m buying a dog.

Bringing you number 8 on my “10 Things I Hate About Yule” countdown (soon to be a three hour E4 special hosted by Jimmy Carr.) 8. Christmas Cards I awoke this morning to a terrifying sound, the sound of letters falling from my letterbox, to the doormat. This would be Continue Reading