565 Words Of Despair

…as no-one on Facebook is willing to talk about anything else, I decided to piece together the plot from assorted statuses so I could join the conversation. So here’s what happens in “50 Shades Of Grey”. Possibly.

24 Hour Tweetathon

What ho, Vimhlings. From 7pm on 21st June 2012, until 7pm the following day, I shall be tweeting my bleeding socks off in aid of the Twitter Joke Trial Fund. If you don’t know what it’s all about, head over to the Trial Fund blog and educate yourselves. This is a Continue Reading

Feeling hot, hot, hot.

Host Body has been legally bound to Marital Unit for two years today. That means they’ve been together for seven years exactly, because they married on the fifth anniversary of their first date. Awwwwww. Don’t get too impressed with the romanticism of it, it was purely so Host Body wouldn’t have to Continue Reading

Aisle Be Back…

Today, we visited a major supermarket chain which shall remain Tesco. NAMELESS! I meant…oh, sod it. Anyhoo, off we popped to the shops for a few bits and pieces. In and out job. No big deal. Balls.