Greetings people of the Inter-Web
Well, here we are, 2010, wahoo and such.
Ok, i’m a cynic and fully expect it to be a case of same fecal matter different year but nevertheless we, by which I mean some, live in hope.
There is one New Year’s tradition that I am definitely maintaining, and that’s the idea of resolutions, although mine read more like a to do list for the year as opposed to the usual “lose weight”, “get fit”, “beat my addiction to sugar cubes”.
So here are my resolutions for 2010:
1. Kill Simon Cowell:
I’m sorry Simon, it’s nothing personal as such, but if I have to sit through another God-awful talent show instigated by your high trouser wearing self I may actually become so filled with rage that I melt.
I would, if possible, like to avoid that.
It’s you or me Cowell, I figure I could make a case for self defense.
2. Bury Simon Cowell
Well sounds like i’ve a busy year ahead of me so why waste time, i’m off to put an edge on the silverware.
Fare thee well netheads.
awww c’mon he’s the kinda guy you LOVE to hate tho!
Well it’s like I said, nothing personal, but he has sinned and now he has to be punished…