Poor timing is not a crime, if it was I would have been arrested in 1997 when my mother caught me watching a pirate copy of Busty Latin Lovers just as her Wednesday book club arrived.
“SHOTGUN ROUNDS TO THE FACE FOR THE NEXT PERSON THAT MOVES! THAT’LL SORT IT!”
What the expletive?
You can not seriously be calling for state sanctioned murder, despite having next to no faith in mankind, I had hoped that people were better than THIS, at least.
As I write this blog, the fifth most popular news story on the BBC website is “Lily Allen changes her surname”
This story is more popular than news of possible mass strikes in the public sector, or those two morons who were plotting to kill Joss Stone.
So, what newsworthy turn of events led to the surname change?
Is it too late to have Nadine Dorries aborted?
Yeah? Damn it.
You can suck on my sceptre…