The World According To Al Vimh

…I am losing my patience…

Tag: Gaming

Brick By Brick

Brick By Brick

Video games are bloody marvellous, aren’t they? They’re tons of fun to play and look ever so nice sat on…

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I Want To Be The Very Best (And Screw You If You Have A Problem With That)

I Want To Be The Very Best (And Screw You If You Have A Problem With That)

“HAHAHAHA! Playing Pokemon is lame! You’re lame! Be an adult like me! Do adult things. I’m going to go for a run because moving quickly makes me a better person than you and then i’m going to drink six litres of wine and watch some pricks from Chelsea talk about their sparkly vaginas, or something”

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The World According To Al Vimh

Game for a laugh

Palms slick with sweat, heart racing, I gently squeeze the trigger.
My target has no idea that he is just moments away from a grizzly end.
Just a little more pressure and…the batteries die in my controller.

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