5:00 AM. I awake to the sound of a crying child, staggering across the landing. Child Unit 2 is awake and feeling a little sorry for himself, hurrying to the toilet to, how can I put it delicately? Puke his tiny guts up. Having spoken to god on the great […]
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Having grown weary of the Host Body’s usual beans/spaghetti/ravioli/butter on toast, I decided that tonight I would seize control and prepare the evening meal…
Continue ReadingAny DIY job is a lot like a one-night stand.
You start out so full of hope but it generally turns out to be an ultimately unsatisfying affair and you’re left with a horrible mess which is NOT what you had in mind when you began.
Continue ReadingIt’s time for number 7 on our “10 Things I Hate About Yule” countdown, Children’s Christmas television. Just this morning, I have heard every Christmas song ever written, most of which were sung by that dancing douche of a dinosaur, Barney. The Barney Christmas episode is a crime against humanity, […]
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