I just sent a very important email to Keir Starmer, supposed leader of this green and pleasant land. You can do that, y’know? You can send him your thoughts and enquiries and pleas for common sense and general reviews of his performance as PM to keir.starmer.mp@parliament.uk Obviously I am in […]
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The country lies in ashen tatters.
Who will lead us? Doesn’t matter!
The lot of ’em are mad as hatters,
but Boris looks a shoe in.
The entire Brexit situation is a point against the human race anyway, given the constant showers of shit from both sides of the argument, not to mention the fact that the word Brexit sounds like a shitty breakfast biscuit bar.
Continue ReadingI failed the test, scoring 13 out of 24.
I now have insufficient knowledge of my country of birth to remain and must be shipped immediately to deepest, darkest Peru, to shack up with Paddington’s aunt.
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David Cameron and his pencil topper, Nick Clegg are slowly but surely taking this country to the cleaners…
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