The World According To Al Vimh

…I am losing my patience…

’twas the run up to Christmas

’twas the run up to Christmas

“YOU’VE ALL BEEN NAUGHTY AND NOW YOU’RE ON MY LIST!”
They could tell without doubt, Kris Kringle was pissed…

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Merry F@#&ing Christmas!

Merry [email protected]#&ing Christmas!

It’s the 1st of December, folks and you know what that means. The countdown has officially begun! Having said that,…

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I Want To Be The Very Best (And Screw You If You Have A Problem With That)

I Want To Be The Very Best (And Screw You If You Have A Problem With That)

“HAHAHAHA! Playing Pokemon is lame! You’re lame! Be an adult like me! Do adult things. I’m going to go for a run because moving quickly makes me a better person than you and then i’m going to drink six litres of wine and watch some pricks from Chelsea talk about their sparkly vaginas, or something”

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Letter Of Resignation

Letter Of Resignation

The entire Brexit situation is a point against the human race anyway, given the constant showers of shit from both sides of the argument, not to mention the fact that the word Brexit sounds like a shitty breakfast biscuit bar.

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Dads Can Do Shit Too

Dads Can Do Shit Too

Hey kids, your mum cooks right? Bet your dad doesn’t? Bet he sits on his ass looking like a crap, Rab C. Nesbitt tribute act, huh? Eating pizza, drinking beer and failing, because he’s a dad and not a mum?

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