I’ve been a little quiet of late, blog-wise.
I think it’s because there is just so much stupidity in the world that i’m struggling to keep up.
I could, of course, weigh in with my opinion on the Libya situation (give me five minutes with Gadafi and a 2×4, i’ll sort this crap out) but Twitter has convinced me that there is a far more important issue to discuss.
Rebecca. Sodding. Black.
She has been trending now for, oh I don’t know, maybe six years?
It’s horrible! HORRIBLE!
“Gotta get my bowl, gotta have cereal”
WHY IN THE BLOODIEST OF HELLS WOULD I CARE, YOU VAPID BINT?!
If she had been having pancakes on Friday, none of this crap would have happened.
It’s like she decided to sing her diary!
I wonder what other “hits” she has planned for us, “Trey Doesn’t Like Me” perhaps? Or “I Think I’m Getting Fat” maybe?
If she releases “I’ve Considered Suicide” i’ll start a campaign to make sure she follows through on it.
And now the rumours are circulating that she might collaborate with that squeaky little poprechaun, Bieber.
If that happens, i’m finally pushing the “Planet Killer” button.
I’ve held off for too long world, you have been warned.
UPDATE : 5 minutes after posting…
OH CRAPPING HENRY!
I grabbed the Youtube link for the “Friday” abomination and found this:
NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!
I thought the soulless robo-voice from the video was some kind of autotuning but as it turns out, the wretched creature really “sings” in that lifeless drone.
If I EVER see the words “Rebecca Black” and “UNPLUGGED” again, it had better be a story about life support…