50 Shades Of Bullshit
Today on Twitter, we’ve been having TREMENDOUS fun with a new hashtag, #50FactsAboutMe. Facts have ranged from the very mildly interesting, through tedious and out into deep-dull, the boredom so intense that it can actually stop hearts and end worlds. I decided to spice things up a little bit and […]
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Dear ITV…
In which Al and company decide to bother television executives once more…
Continue ReadingHallowe’en Fun? Just Say No!
In which I take umbrage at the Avon & Somerset constabulary’s hard stance on kids looking adorable and enjoying sweeties. Well, that’s how I read it.
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The Sick Note
Dear madam, I must ask of you a moment of your time
To read this simple message, laid out for you in rhyme,
Which will, I trust, serve as explanation plain and clear
to explain to you exactly why instead of there, i’m here.
