I just sent this to L'oreal, regarding their Garnier brand. You know, formerly Laboratoires Garnier? Yeah, took a bit of set up but I feel it's worth it...
Horse-Flies. Irritation? Or winged demons hellbent on the elimination of all life on the planet? I'd always assumed the former, but it would seem that i've underestimated these flying fiends.
"Can we ask for anything we want?"
Well, of course. It's Santa. You might not get everything you ask for, but you're allowed to put anything you like in a letter.
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